It’s a Dog’s Life 100!!!!

Well from the myriad(1) of entries, I picked the “musical” one for the style of todays post.

I know this is not exactly what the suggestion was, but it (sort of) works out for me.

So, almost chronologically, and with about a thousand apologies to Mr Joel:

https://www.facebook.com/809579191/videos/823101755628904/

(Fire? Why are you asking me?)

Dogs Life, gazebo, new home, furlough,

part-time back to work, mortgage for Kilmarnock.

House sale, packing, buying stamps online,

musical in lockdown, moving to a new town.

Covid Christmas – no tears, up and down a hundred stairs,

shifting boxes, many reps, and the really tall steps.

Vaccinatiom, sat nav, South Africa for British Gas!

Celebrating Easter day, survival anniversary.

I didn’t start the fire, but it’s me who’s burning as the world is turning.

No I didn’t start the fire, I was nowhere near it, and I didn’t see it.

Garden party in the rain, Zebra car should have been plain,

outdoor music practising, British Gas, oh not again!

Left eye operation, no physio found for my son,

I’ve a sixty year old friend! Raising charitable funds.

Post office and Canada, supermarket drama,

On time, cake drop, gave foot golf my best shot.

No lens, sunburn, curtain rail – big fail.

Cycle in the countryside, and a burning pit of fire.

I didn’t start the fire, but it’s me who’s running as the world is burning.

No I didn’t start the fire, don’t accuse me of it, cause you cannot prove it.

Hire car got stuck, full time back to work.

Working nights, oh my, they left me blind in one eye!

KFC big feed, careful where you go to bleed,

Firewalking through a blaze , £700 raised!

Eight-teen year old son, covid isolation.

Husband shopping all wrong, nightshift is the same old song.

Country weekend, common cold, office boss? my knee folds.

Chocolate advent penguin, Christmas Carol by Dickens.

I didn’t start the fire, but it’s me who’s drinking as my world is sinking.

No I didn’t start the fire, this isn’t fair, I say I wasn’t there .

Someone canceled Hogmany, missing food delivery.

Burns night is also off, house move anniversary.

Big con, Italian job, Ballad of the Lucky Dog.

Bokken hit me on the nose, proper pronouns – who knows?

Searching for some new wheels, local sellers no deals.

Teething problems wasting time, Taxi pick up – was blind.

Remembering the kid from fame, daily blogs with silly names.

Joining up a sewer pipe, reporting to my kids and wife.

I didn’t start the fire, but it’s me who’s falling as the world is rolling.

No I didn’t start the fire, it could be anybody, you’re just picking on me.

Benefits of exercise, my retina has been excised!

Operation? No progression, calming drugs relieve the tension.

Pirate patch to make life level, brother Tam comes into town,

Journey in to Edinburgh, brings another breakdown.

Second Op, laser pin, misled by optician.

Car insurance no go, back-garden sewage overflow.

Moving mum, work from home, never had a middle name.

Scratch upon my cornea, not sure if I can drive my car.

I didn’t start the fire, but it’s me who’s burning as the world is turning.

I may have started the fire, but I didn’t mean it, it was accidental.

Bungies tangled, truck of wood, Road trip and the gig was good.

Field of vision, gravel and slate, trains are in a messed up state.

Missing letter, older me, Ronnie goodbye, RIP

Happy happy Kiloween, No driving letter yet it seems.

Pictures of the garden lights, illumations quite a sight.

Conversations, many thoughts, better life at any cost,

War is bad, we all say, silence from DVLA,

One hundred posts Hooray! I never thought I’d see the day.

I didn’t start the fire, but it’s me who’s writing as the world is reading.

No I didn’t start the fire, I just record it, and you know I live it.

I didn’t start the fire, but its me who’s burning and the world is smiling.

No I didn’t start the fire, but I’ll tell the story, and I’ll make it funny

[ I did try, but Elvish (Sindarin) did not really scan well]https://www.facebook.com/809579191/videos/500542495473296/

Naur u bui -nin ! (No, there is no fire)

Im bo, naur ( I am aflame)

Amrun (look the sun is rising)

[ Klingon was problematic for different reasons…]https://www.facebook.com/809579191/videos/1242357619955062/

Qay vishbem jih! (I started the fire)

Hija ! (I was me, ME)

bah Bah BAH (Fire)

Debah’ Chodi’ Qo! (look the world is destroyed!)

Next week on IaDL.: some mundane trivia I expect.

(I’d like to thank everyone who looked in yesterday for the new post – there were quite a lot of you. Unfortunately, after 16 failed takes I had to start work)